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Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

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Chapter 1365

"Evan already called us. Tto get up!"

Tarquin didn't even bother opening his eyes, just mumbled lazily, "Letsnooze a bit longer."

Elysia pinched his cheek hard.

"Snooze, my foot! The kids are all up and here we are, still lazing around. Aren't you even a little embarrassed?"

Tarquin just flashed his annoyingly charming smile, eyes still closed. "Not embarrassed at all. Where's the rule

that says parents have to get up before the kids?"

"Shameless! Get up! If you don't, I'm really gonna lose it!"

Tarquin finally peeked an eye open, lashes fluttering, looking like he'd just stepped out of a comic book. "Morning

kiss?"

Elysia leaned in and gave his chin a playful bite. "Morn-ing!"

Tarquin chuckled, grabbed her chin, and planted a firm kiss on her lips, eyes full of affection. "Good morning."

Elysia rolled her eyes, threw off the covers, and headed for the bathroom.

Last night, Tarquin had taken his tbut had been gentle. And since he only wanted her once, she didn't feel

uncomfortable this morning.

As Elysia started brushing her teeth, Tarquin followed right behind.

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She brushed. He brushed.

He stood so close behind her that his chest pressed into her back, resting his chin right on top of her head.

Elysia stared at their reflection in the mirror, completely exasperated. She rinsed her mouth and then glared at

him in the mirror. “Are you planning to drip toothpaste foam all over my hair?"

Tarquin turned to rinse his mouth, then immediately plopped his chin back on her head, grinning at their

reflection. "Hey, are my teeth white?"

Elysia rolled her eyes so hard it could've been an Olympic sport. "Are you five years old? Move!"

Tarquin wouldn't budge. "Letsee if yours are whiter."

Elysia bared her teeth at the mirror. "Whiter than yours!"

He spun her around by the shoulders. "Letget a good look."

One look led to another, and soon he was kissing her...

The kiss got deeper and deeper until Elysia, flustered and red-faced, stomped on his toe.

"Ow! Are you trying to kill your husband?" Tarquin yelped.

She was breathless, cheeks burning. "Why do you have to be like this? Get out, | don't want to brush my teeth

with you!"

She tried to push him out, but Tarquin just stood there, laughing "C'mon, the kids and your folks are downstairs

waiting. If we hurry up and share, we'll save time.

Elysia shot him a murderous glare. "You are so annoying in the morning. Behave, or else!"

By the tthey finally made it downstairs, half an hour had passed.

As soon as they appeared, Baby dashed to the bottom of the stairs. "Daddy! Mommy!"

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She kissed her daughter's cheek. "Baby, you all ready?"

"Uh-huh! Mommy, | want to take Lan with us skiing. Grandpa says Lan's brave enough."

Baby was hugging Lan close to her chest.

Elysia nodded. "If you want to bring Lan, we'll bring him. Let's all go together."

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Lan was a gift from Keith. Every tElysia saw the bunny, she thought of him.

If Keith were still here, he'd be glued to Baby's side, just like Lan is now.

Sthings, she supposed, just never got easier.